Monday, March 31, 2008

This weeks DVD releases: 4/1/2008



"Alvin and The Chipmunks" is my favorote new release for this week.Having seen it,I think it was a decent family flick and Jason Lee is one of my favorite actors.And who can resist Alvin,Simon & Theodore?

Other theatrical releases:

  • "The Good Night"-stars Gwyneth Paltrow & Danny Devito-widescreen
  • "Sweeney Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"-Graphic Tim Burton Victorian era tale,stars Johnny Depp-2 disc set

TV on DVD:

  • "Martin-The Complete Fourth Season "-4 disc set
  • "Father Knows Best-Season One"-4 disc set
  • "Murder,She Wrote-The Complete Eighth Season"-5 disc set
  • "The Wrong Medicine-60 Minutes"
  • "The Science of Sleep-60 Minutes"

Other DVD releases this week:

  • "The Osmonds-in Las Vegas - Collector's Edition"-2 disc set
  • "Hidalgo"-Bluray release
  • "Blue Man Group - How to Be a Megastar Live!"-2 disc set

Thats all for this week.By the way,I am impressed to see that older black&white TV shows like "Father Knows Best" are becoming available on DVD.For those of you who do not buy alot of movies-alot of larger libraries carry TV series on DVD that most rental stores would not carry.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

A nifty drink to hasten summertime...

As a former bartender,my husband is frequently asked how to make certain drinks and we stumbled upon a VERY simple one that was made famous by country music artist Kenny Chesney called "Cruzan Confusion".Sounded so damn good I had to share it!

1 oz Cruzan Coconut Rum
1 oz Cruzan Mango Rum
Fill with pineapple juice and add ice!

The Dangers of Drinkin' with your "Buddies".

A Muncie,Indiana man awoke very early Thursday morning after a night of drinking with his pals and found himself inside a garbage truck!At around 6am the truck driver had just emptied a receptacle and was about to activate the trash compresser when he heard screams coming from the rear of his truck.William Bowen,27,complained he was cold and told police the last thing he recalled was drinking with "the guys" around 3am Thursday and next thing he knows,he wakes up in a garbage truck,about to be turned into a human cube.He refused to "rat" on his pals and disclose who he had been drinking with.Aside from being extremely intoxicated,police say he suffered minor injuries and no charges would be filed.
Two things occur to me while reading this story-and that is when you start waking up in the back of a rolling dumpster its either time to go to AA,or dump your pals or both!I do not think for a second he crawled in there on his own.This is one of those drunk off your ass stunts,the things guys everywhere did years before shows like Jackass made it popular.Nevertheless,the guy is fortunate to be alive!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

She did WHAT with pliers?

Famed attorney Gloria Allred is representing Mandi Hamlin,a Texas woman who claims she was flying from Lubbock to Dallas and forced by TSA staff to remove nipple piercings after setting off a handheld metal detector and suffered distress.One came off easy but the piercing on her other breast required the use of pliers.TSA says that they can ask piercings be removed to avoid a physical "pat-down" but Allred says her client was not given that option.
Allred said "After nipple rings are inserted, the skin can often heal around the piercing, and the rings can be extremely difficult and painful to remove." DUH! Speaking as a woman who has had major reconstructive breast surgery,I cannot fathom why one would deliberately pierce one of the most nerve-rich tissue in their bodies and mutilate it.I have no grudge against anyone who likes piercings,I am just not that into it.And maybe it is just me but wouldn't you take the piercings out (she had barbell type jewelry) before flying to avoid this kind of thing in the first place?Everyone is whining about increased airport security so this thing is bound to happen.I do feel for Ms.Hamblin but the mere fact that she felt it necessary to retain Gloria Allred,who is known for taking high profile cases tells me she wants to capitalize on it.

Snake Tales

A woman in Anne Arundel County,Maryland, was startled by an unwanted guest last weekend while watching TV in her apartment.A 3 - foot boa came slithering out from behind her entertainment center.She did not own a snake and had moved in two months ago,so its assumed a previous tenant left the snake.The snake is being held by Animal Control and if it is not claimed it will go to a reptile rescue organization.
Which begs the question-where could a 3-ft snake conceal itself in an apartment without being seen?Creepy thought!

110 Years Later....United States vs. Wong Kim Ark

A historic decision was handed down by the Supreme Court on March 28,1898, a decision that decreed any child born inside the United States to foreign parents who were NOT American citizens was indeed a U.S. citizen by virtue of birth.While it might have seemed like a good idea at the time,over a century later it is an economic,societal and diplomatic disaster.
School systems,social services and other community resources are overburdened by the very large families of illegal immigrants who are taking advantage of Americas benevolence.They know that any children born inside American borders is an "instant citizen" and therefore qualifies them for food stamps,cash assistance,Medicaid and a host of other programs.Their children are also entitled to a public education and since many of them do not speak English,all of these taxpayer funded agencies have to hire extra people who can translate.
A friend of mine who lives in a distant state reported that in her school district,public Pre-K is strictly limited to a)children in a home under the poverty level or b) children who do NOT speak English!Her tax dollars are good enough to support Pre-K instruction but her child is not welcome!The only alternative is expensive private school Pre-K or pre-school.Similar tales come in from those who have worked in a welfare office or hospital or clinic.Since Medicaid picks up the tab for prenatal care and childbirth,there is no incentive NOT to keep breeding more "citizens".
As a country,when do we stand up and say we have had enough?
Considering the horrific treatment that Chinese and other Asian immigrants received in the 1800's I can understand why it happened.(the decision)Although they worked long hours building railroads and working in mines among other things,they were severely discriminated against.Like the immigrants of 2008,they did jobs that were deemed too dangerous or difficult for anyone else.Unlike 2008 immigrants,these were proud immigrants who wanted to adapt to their new country,rather than force it to adapt to them.They were anxious and grateful for the opportunity they perceived to be here and they struggled to learn the language and understand the American culture.They did not demand to have Chinese or Cantonese translators-or run through the streets waving Peoples Republic of China flags and flaunting their illegal status.They paid their own way because there was no welfare back then.Older,more established immigrants networked to help new arrivals from their homeland to assimilate and survive.So the Supreme court could not possibly foresee the impact the decision would have decades later.
As a Mother,the reality of this decision hits my heart-The Baltimore Sun did a story not too long ago about the American-born children of illegal immigrants who have had one or both parents deported.What happens to these young Americans when their father is picked up by INS?Unfortunately this issue never came into play when the historic decision was made in 1898.
What do we do about it now?Do we give immunity to the parents,even though they are illegal,in an attempt to preserve families?Do we deport the minor children with the parents,although they are Americans just like you or I?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

"Snake Oil" Salesman charged in Texas

"Bayou Bob",AKA Bob Popplewell of Santo,Texas,turned himself in to authorities on Monday to face charges brought against him by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission for sticking rattlesnakes into bottles of cheap vodka to preserve them and billing it as an "ancient Asian cure" and selling it for about $23 a bottle to visitors to his Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch.He claims that alot of Asian people buy it from him and it is no different from the Taiwanese practice of spiking liquor drinks with the gallbladder of a freshly killed snake,considered an aphrodisiac elixir.Bayou Bob adds that he simply finds the cheapest vodka he can and uses it for his "miracle cure" and does not feel he is breaking the law.The State of Texas emphatically disagrees,stating that 429 bottles of snake vodka and one bottle of snake tequila was confiscated,about $10,000 worth,and since Popplewell was not licensed to sell liquor he is a criminal.He faces a year in jail and/or 1k in fines.Hopefully since he is 63 yrs old and all they will go light on him and demand in the future he refrain from selling booze.
Now I honestly have never heard of embalming a snake in a bottle of liquor.Popplewell says that his concoction tastes sweet and syrupy.Yuck!I am familiar with the whole worm in the tequila bottle thing.Most of your premium Mezcals(Monte Alban,for example) have an agave worm in the bottle and it is reputed that whoever consumes the worm in the bottle will see visions-and of that I have no doubt!I am also familiar with the practice of buying cheap corn liquor and steeping fruit in it to make a quart of brandy(alot of older people do that),but snakes?
When you consider that on average,a half gallon bottle of cheap vodka runs ten bucks,a fifth bottle even less,there was "low overhead"Popplewell got the snakes for free,because he had a snake ranch-and then he gets $23 bucks a bottle?He was making a killing and obviously not paying any taxes on it.Not to mention since he is not a licensed distiller there are no sanitation practices in place to assure the stuff is even safe to consume!Mr.Popplewell would be wise to stick to rattlesnake ranching and preferably not handle the snakes while sipping on the vodka....