Rock of Love 2 premieres tonight on VH1

Tonight at 9:00 EST,Rock of Love 2 premieres and Bret Michaels will be selecting a group of women who want to stay in his house and "rock his world"!In the end,on the original Rock of Love,Bret chose Jes but....they just kind of fizzled.I was honestly rooting for Heather in the end,just because they had alot in common-but there were issues.In an attempt to avoid any heartache,I have a few tips for Bret when when he needs to eliminate one of the girls if he wants to avoid repeating history and pick the right one...

These women are not keepers:

1. No exotic dancers,aspiring actresses or musicians who want a resume filler.I liked Heather but she was an exception.
2. No bored "Trustfund Daddys Girls"
3. Nobody who admits they have fake boobs
4. No girls half Brets age
5. Last,but not least,any b*tch who doesn't know ONE single line of one Poison song!

Keepers:

1. Groupies-I am dead serious-they were given a bad rap by all the other girls in ROL 1 who ostracized Brandi M. for being one-Without groupies there would be no great bands!
2. Any girl with cool parents like Heather's Dad,who will get drunk with you and tell fart jokes !
3. Anyone who can keep up with Evick drinking....
4. Women who EAT like Heather-no wussy salad and water for her!
5. Girls who kiss other girl-it looks like Bret likes that....lol

I seriously cannot wait to see who shows up!Big John will stay in the house again with Bret and the women and hopefully Brets solo band members return for another episode.Let the "good time" begin!

Vh1 Reality Rehab Revisited

I have to admit I watched the premiere episode of "Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew" and while it did not disappoint,it became exploitive and pitiful towards the end of the show,as viewers saw Jeff Conaway(Taxi) go into a seizure and subsequently get whisked away via ambulance to the nearest hospital.
The majority of the cast seems to be really dedicated to getting themselves clean and sober and I applaud them for it,but Conaway CLEARLY needs more than a drug rehabilitation clinic can offer.He arrived at the center in a semi-conscious state,and mumbled incoherently throughout the initial entrance exam.He later started babbling and sobbing prior to his seizure and I just feel he belongs in a hospital setting in order to safely detoxify his body and get off drugs.
The only other peeve I have is porn star Mary Carey-Dr.Drew made it crystal clear that ANY sexual activity was off-limits because it is not conductive to recovery and she not only shows up with a suitcase full of sex toys,she is dressed like a Baltimore St. hooker and has already showed her bare ass before the first commercial break.What gives?It is celebrity rehab,not "Whores R Us".I have a hard time taking her seriously when she is flirting with a fellow cast member halfway into the hour long show and when he refuses her advances and tells her to stay out of his room,she moons him!Is she there to get clean or just add to her resume?
I DO anxiously await the next episode because I am truly interested in what happens and I can already see that Daniel Baldwin and Brigitte Nielsen are gonna butt heads,because they are both dominant,authoritive personalities who are used to being the big dog.We shall see what unfolds,but I honestly hope this works for everyone involved.And if they consider another season after this one is up,I nominate Tiffany from "Rock of Love" as their first patient.She showed the world she was a raging alcoholic on the first episode of "ROL"!