Rock of Love 2 premieres tonight on VH1

Tonight at 9:00 EST,Rock of Love 2 premieres and Bret Michaels will be selecting a group of women who want to stay in his house and "rock his world"!In the end,on the original Rock of Love,Bret chose Jes but....they just kind of fizzled.I was honestly rooting for Heather in the end,just because they had alot in common-but there were issues.In an attempt to avoid any heartache,I have a few tips for Bret when when he needs to eliminate one of the girls if he wants to avoid repeating history and pick the right one...

These women are not keepers:

1. No exotic dancers,aspiring actresses or musicians who want a resume filler.I liked Heather but she was an exception.
2. No bored "Trustfund Daddys Girls"
3. Nobody who admits they have fake boobs
4. No girls half Brets age
5. Last,but not least,any b*tch who doesn't know ONE single line of one Poison song!

Keepers:

1. Groupies-I am dead serious-they were given a bad rap by all the other girls in ROL 1 who ostracized Brandi M. for being one-Without groupies there would be no great bands!
2. Any girl with cool parents like Heather's Dad,who will get drunk with you and tell fart jokes !
3. Anyone who can keep up with Evick drinking....
4. Women who EAT like Heather-no wussy salad and water for her!
5. Girls who kiss other girl-it looks like Bret likes that....lol

I seriously cannot wait to see who shows up!Big John will stay in the house again with Bret and the women and hopefully Brets solo band members return for another episode.Let the "good time" begin!